Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1225	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2414	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	93
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1789
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	1795
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3356	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	1007

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	162	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
New Chunks Explored:	888338	Mines Excavated:	1072
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	6594
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	165	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	295	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!