Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Zombie Dances:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	8862
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1572	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8846	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5349	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	278	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	7676
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	156
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Votes:	4377	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC