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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1879 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4042 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 487 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!