SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	5988	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2688	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2134	Animals Bred:	82
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Love Letters Sent:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Animals Bred:	68	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchantments Applied:	150	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Buildings Constructed:	49
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Animals Bred:	131	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.