Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Servers

  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Animals Bred: 94 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magic Items Found: 4124
    Alien Abductions: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4046

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Towns Built: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 3979
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 171 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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