SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	573
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	6088	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DadMissedBdayMCServer

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Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Polyglot

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Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

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Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chilaxx G-Hub

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Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

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CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1151	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Void Gems Collected:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	7932	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5395
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	5883	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.