Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Mines Excavated: 1465
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9721
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Alien Abductions: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Star Shards Collected: 94 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Potions Brewed: 80
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 7762
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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