SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2185
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

AnxieCraft, anxiety, BUILD, Chill, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adventure, clinical trial, cognitive function, continued improvement, Executive function, Improvement, long-term effects, long-term treatment, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurology, open label extension study, pharmaceutical research, psychiatric medication, Psychiatry, quality of life, Safety, tolerability, Viloxazine, Viloxazines

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	5010
Dragon Eggs Found:	6399	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MS-Survival

Adventure, base building, collaboration, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, expansive, Exploration, hidden treasures, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, player-driven, Skywars, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Updates

Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

Join our Discord for updates and community events.

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fartingwind [smp]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Fartingwind, Minecraft, netherite, player versus player, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

Server Name:	Finalwind
Description:	A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server IP:	play.finalwindserver.com
Version:	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

Q: How can I join Finalwind?

A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

bug repellent, bug spray, creepy crawlies, creepy creatures, disgust, Extermination, fear factor, gross, household pests, hygiene, infestation, insect control, insects, Minecraft, Pest Control, Pest Management, pest prevention, Phobia, roach infestation, ROACHES, RoachFree, sanitation, Server

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

art, Beautiful, berserk, Black Swordsman, boat, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, elf island, falling apart, golden age, griffith, guts, Highly, highly-regarded, lost children arc, Manga, Minecraft, Miura, Plot, regarded, smp, Tragedy, Unfinished

Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Communication, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Honesty, Justice, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Truth, validation, Victim

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

Apologize.., barcelona, Best Friend, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, Conflict, Confused, feelings, flights, Friend, honeymoon, misunderstanding, NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon, OFFENDED, reaction, resolution, separate flights, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

BLOCK, Craft, Party, personal safety, Safe, Safety, safety advice, safety at home, safety at work, safety awareness, safety culture, safety first, safety guidelines, safety habits, Safety Measures, safety mindset, safety precautions, safety procedures, safety protocols, safety rules, safety tips, safety training, stay, valuable advice, workplace safety

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KurskPOWslayerCraft

Accountability, alleged killings, Conflict, eastern europe, envoy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk, KurskPOWslayerCraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, response, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, violations, War Crimes

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	New Chunks Explored:	823217

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HavocGames

HavocGames, ISLAND, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Top Island, Upgrade

This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dimension Hops:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

1.20.1, borderlands, Builder, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Funky, Griefing, java, jokes, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, stinkier, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

artificial scarcity, developers, devs, digital scarcity, enforce, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming, in-game items, microtransactions, Minecraft, online communities, Online Games, online gaming, PixelPanic, player experience, player-engagement, scarcity, Server, video games, Virtual Economy

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!