SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adventure, clinical trial, cognitive function, continued improvement, Executive function, Improvement, long-term effects, long-term treatment, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurology, open label extension study, pharmaceutical research, psychiatric medication, Psychiatry, quality of life, Safety, tolerability, Viloxazine, Viloxazines

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MS-Survival

Adventure, base building, collaboration, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, expansive, Exploration, hidden treasures, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, player-driven, Skywars, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Updates

Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

Join our Discord for updates and community events.

We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fartingwind [smp]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Fartingwind, Minecraft, netherite, player versus player, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

Server Name:	Finalwind
Description:	A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server IP:	play.finalwindserver.com
Version:	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

Q: How can I join Finalwind?

A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roach-Free Minecraft Server

bug repellent, bug spray, creepy crawlies, creepy creatures, disgust, Extermination, fear factor, gross, household pests, hygiene, infestation, insect control, insects, Minecraft, Pest Control, Pest Management, pest prevention, Phobia, roach infestation, ROACHES, RoachFree, sanitation, Server

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crops Grown:	1493
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

art, Beautiful, berserk, Black Swordsman, boat, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, elf island, falling apart, golden age, griffith, guts, Highly, highly-regarded, lost children arc, Manga, Minecraft, Miura, Plot, regarded, smp, Tragedy, Unfinished

Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9112

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Communication, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Honesty, Justice, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Truth, validation, Victim

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

Apologize.., barcelona, Best Friend, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, Conflict, Confused, feelings, flights, Friend, honeymoon, misunderstanding, NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon, OFFENDED, reaction, resolution, separate flights, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

BLOCK, Craft, Party, personal safety, Safe, Safety, safety advice, safety at home, safety at work, safety awareness, safety culture, safety first, safety guidelines, safety habits, Safety Measures, safety mindset, safety precautions, safety procedures, safety protocols, safety rules, safety tips, safety training, stay, valuable advice, workplace safety

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KurskPOWslayerCraft

Accountability, alleged killings, Conflict, eastern europe, envoy, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk, KurskPOWslayerCraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, response, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, violations, War Crimes

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Emeralds Found:	2661
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	92	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AncientOak

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AncientOak!

We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HavocGames

HavocGames, ISLAND, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Top Island, Upgrade

This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

1.20.1, borderlands, Builder, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Funky, Griefing, java, jokes, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, stinkier, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	2256

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

artificial scarcity, developers, devs, digital scarcity, enforce, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming, in-game items, microtransactions, Minecraft, online communities, Online Games, online gaming, PixelPanic, player experience, player-engagement, scarcity, Server, video games, Virtual Economy

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

asian, asian beauty, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian dating, Asian girls, Asian girls in Seattle, Asian Singles, asian women, asian women dating, Asian women in Seattle, Baddies, DATING, local ], MEETUPS, Minecraft, relationships, seattle, Seattle area, Singles, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	1442
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.