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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6161
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	143	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

astronaut, CREEPERS, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Finally, first human on Mars, historic moment, human history, interplanetary travel, Mars landing, Mars mission, MartianCraft, outer space, red planet, scientific achievement, Server, space adventure, space colonization, space conquest, Space discovery, space exploration, space exploration milestone, space pioneer, Space Travel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew plays, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox experiment, roblox family, roblox funneh, roblox funnehcake, roblox funny, roblox funny game, Roblox funny gameplay, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox itsfunneh, roblox krew, roblox lab, roblox mystery, roblox potion, Roblox ro bio, roblox rp, roblox science, roblox story, roblox surprise, Server

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	565	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6221
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LikeEarthMc

Brewery, Casino, Cities, Earth, Economy, Empire, Friends, Fun, gambling, Geopolitical, Join, LikeEarthMc, Lottery, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SETTLE, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.

We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!

In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!

So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, battle pass, Challenges, Cheaters, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, ddos attacks, Donations, Duels, Economy, Elysium, enchantment books, Events, exclusive plugins, exploits, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Hardware, Lands, Large Online, Minecraft, Moderation, Mystical chests, new generation, No Dupe, Performance, Pirate, Prison, Private, Protection, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime style, art books, art reference, character design, Crafty, drawing techniques, Favorite, graphic novels, illustration, inspiration, Japanese culture, Manga, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Recommendations, Server, Visual Storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga/anime art book come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated characters straight out of your favorite manga and anime.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, kawaii cat girl appears and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret hot spring where all the creepers go to relax after a hard day of exploding? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a huge fan of cosplay. Join us and you might just catch her dressed up as your favorite anime character!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old art books when you can live out your wildest manga/anime fantasies in pixel form?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1991
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

career advancement, career decision, Career Growth, Decision making, decision regrets, growth mindset., hindsight, job offer, learning experiences, life choices, missed opportunity, MissedOpportunities, opportunities in disguise, personal growth, professional development, RefuseCraft, refused opportunity, saying no, second chances, self reflection, Taking Risks, turning down opportunities

Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

atomic survivor, comparison, Conflict Resolution, criticizes, Diplomacy, envoy, gaza, hiroshima, historical memory, historical trauma, international relations, Israeli, japanese, Middle East conflict, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique, Peacebuilding, survivors, War Crimes, world war II

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Janitors Closet

Adventure, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, Social, storytelling, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, DATING, dating advice, dating foreign cultures, dating foreign languages, dating foreign women, dating foreign women advice, dating foreign women tips, dating tips, Foreign, foreign cultures., foreign languages, foreign women, intercultural relationships, international dating, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	9664
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!