SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3847

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2723	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

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ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Winters Peak Skyblock

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Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LikeEarthMc

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Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.

We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!

In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!

So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.