SwedishShootoutMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	7234	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	269
Meteorites Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Items Found:	1764	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3517	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	697447
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	4058

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!