Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Magic Items Found: 1886
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Dimension Hops: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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