Swarmio Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	776859
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3737	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	1117
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Votes:	6282

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ores Mined:	1576
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Villages Defended:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!

SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP

all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5986
Love Letters Sent:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mines Excavated:	3062	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Crafty Nations Online

Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mines Excavated:	4162	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Enchantments Applied:	113	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	4387	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	6589

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9758
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7529	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!