Swarmio Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Love Letters Sent:	18

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1597	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	4810
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	5301	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	5822
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	808
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6272
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	442779
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2