sVanilla Survival

authentic, balance, creativity, crystal pvp, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, hacked clients, Land Claims, Melee Meta, Monuments, Piston, PVP Restrictions, Slime, smp, SMP experience, Survival, Svanilla, tnt machines, totem, Trading, tree farms

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	134	Zombie Dances:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1271	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

sVanilla Survival Server

Server IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP
Quality of Life
Bartering Economy
Boundless Exploration
Permanent Legacy
TNT Duplication

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a land claim system in place?	No, there are no land claims on the server. You are free to explore and build wherever you like.
What kind of PvP is allowed on the server?	Melee based PvP is encouraged on sVanilla Survival. Crystal PvP is disabled.
Are there any economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the map permanent or does it reset?	The map is permanent and will never reset, allowing for long-term building projects.
Are TNT duplication methods enabled on the server?	Yes, piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for certain builds and creations.

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8088	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5849
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Items Found:	4669
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	825502
Runes Activated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!