Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6201
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Farms Harvested:	217
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	361409	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	667133
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	6783	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	8002	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Enchantments Applied:	126
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	7974	Farms Harvested:	264
Players Killed by Monsters:	1114	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Magic Items Found:	5972	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Votes:	2255
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?