SuspiciousCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where owning a pet rock is considered suspicious but totally legal. That’s right, we embrace the strange and unusual here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving villagers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the enchanted bacon genie.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	8181
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4117
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	4614	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	2200
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	New Chunks Explored:	983455
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	394
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.