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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6555 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8829 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 5977 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1073 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!
Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!