SushiCraft: Where Japanese Chuds Rule!

asian, Attitudes, Behavior, chuds, culture, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, east asia, generalizations, HARMFUL, ignorance, japanese, misconceptions, offensive, prejudice, racism, rule, society, Stereotypes, SushiCraft, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!

Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	300
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Animals Bred:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gods Slained:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	194	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	460831	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	7849	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Votes:	5424
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Emeralds Found:	163	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Skill Progression

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	867
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5164	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?