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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3889 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!
Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!