Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Mecha Doki, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Mecha Doki Edition! Join us for some crazy adventures and laughs that will make your heart sing!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have Dokibird herself streaming on our server, bringing you all the joy and laughter you could ever want. Plus, we have exclusive VODs, merchandise, and even a cover of “Drift Away” that will make you drift away into a world of fun!

But that’s not all – we also have a special game called Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery, where you can solve puzzles and uncover secrets in a thrilling adventure. And if that’s not enough, we even have our own Divegrass team page for all you sports fans out there.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Don’t be a dumb goon – be a smart goon and come join the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cute and Creeper-Free Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and intense dance-offs with creepers. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places…like with that cute zombie who keeps eyeing you up!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons…they’re always trying to steal your heart (literally)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SisSquabbleCraft

blended families, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family problems, Family Support, Family Therapy, parent support, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry solutions, SisSquabbleCraft, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family conflicts like Leah’s? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and hilarity that will make you forget all about step-sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!

We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	6119
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyCrackAddict

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Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nail Drive Fun Land

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

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What is BatyaCraft?

This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

– Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

– Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

– The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

– We do everything from the heart

– Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

▶ SKYBLOCK

There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

▶ SKYWARS

If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

▶ BEDWARS

Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

▶ PRISON

It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

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Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
How many unique mounts are available on the server?	There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
What is the server’s community like?	We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
Can pets be collected on the server?	Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	7678	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56
Magic Items Found:	4664	Animals Bred:	153
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PornstarProgeny SMP

adult entertainment industry, childhood experiences, childhood memories, children of pornstars, children of sex workers, emotional challenges, family dynamics, family relationships, growing up, impact on children, parental influence, parental occupation, parental profession, PornstarProgeny, psychological effects, smp, societal perceptions, stigma, taboo subject, unconventional upbringing, unique upbringing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	2996
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TongueBrusherCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	764
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sky Boat Adventures

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Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

2 More Days Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.