Welcome to SurviveMC.net, home of the best OG HCF servers!
Weekly SOTWs and Kitmap are live now!
Don’t miss out on the revival of HCF!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2521 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4877 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3937 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3071 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is home to the legendary Dragon Ball Z mod, where you can transform into your favorite DBZ characters and battle it out in epic showdowns. But be warned, the power levels are over 9000 and the stakes are higher than Goku’s hairline!
Not only that, but we have custom mini-games like “TwerkCraft” where you must shake your booty to survive, and “Parkour Panic” where you must navigate through a maze of lava while being chased by a herd of angry chickens.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3750 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for expedited access to the Special Story Chapter “Sand of Secrets”, where you’ll uncover hidden treasures and battle mystical creatures. Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Spectral Fantasies, Canyon Gloom (boss challenge), and the Seven-Day Carnival with insane minigames that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Redeem secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” in your settings to unlock special rewards and surprises. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our 100 Pity Banner Type Details for a chance to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at https://snowbreak.amazingseasun.com/ and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
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| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to save the world from a kike, but there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the day and defeats the evil kike once and for all. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
