| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4334 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 426 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9464 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).
Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?
Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.
So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 2817 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
