| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 3942 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 188 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 109288 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
