| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 133005 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 100 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Crops Grown: | 5841 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
