| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 41244 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 818243 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1073 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
