| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 712 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5068 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?
Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4156 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.
So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 533 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2199 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6433 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
