Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Astral Projections Made: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6349 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 124 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Potions Brewed: 110
    Dimension Hops: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 98 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Magic Items Found: 5380
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Farms Harvested: 394 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Dimension Hops: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Animals Bred: 161
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 362

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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