SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Animals Bred:	90
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	135	New Chunks Explored:	652597
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	310833	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Star Shards Collected:	75
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9978	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crops Grown:	1961
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!