Superior SMP, where you can join if you’re old enough to know how to craft a diamond pickaxe!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP
Player Limit	10-15 players
Main Activities	Building, Relaxing, Enjoying the game
Server Status	New world started today

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No Griefing No Stealing No Cheating Don’t be a dick
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply at the Discord link provided above.
What type of players are you looking for?	We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a technical player, builder, or anything in between.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1619	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7315	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8565
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4971	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5793	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	8129	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LabTestLineCutters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.