🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Emeralds Found: 3351
Dragon Eggs Found: 7484 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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