Super noob | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	5750
Dragon Eggs Found:	2520	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	13

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6932	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Votes:	7882	Players Killed by Monsters:	9525
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	279	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2722	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1