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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 196 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!