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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2405 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!