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Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7201

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ores Mined:	6105
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Villages Defended:	19

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	8388
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	258
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	162	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

Players:	105/200	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3756
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	3