SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	59	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Farms Harvested:	371
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6945
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3287
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.