StylesZ13 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Emeralds Found:	2155
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4764	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	242454
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Farms Harvested:	148	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5527	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	4124
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5670	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	693
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4