Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
Crops Grown: 6666 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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