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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1226 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
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