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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8519 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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