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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1166 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
New Chunks Explored: | 307024 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 189 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
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So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!