so, like, this server is like, totally legit, man. like, the scientists have been like, studying us gamers and stuff. they can, like, diagnose if you have anxiety or depression just by, like, monitoring your pulse rate while you play. it’s crazy, dude.

if your heart rate goes, like, all crazy when you’re building a sick castle or fighting off creepers, then, like, you might have some mental stuff going on. but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about, like, supporting each other and stuff. we’re, like, a big family, man.

so, like, come join our server and, like, let’s play some Minecraft together. we’ll help you build the best stuff and, like, make sure your heart rate is all good. plus, we have, like, the best parties and events, man. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, bro. so, like, come join us now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2772 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 172
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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