Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. What happened next? Their house was blown up by a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. True story.
But don’t worry, if you join our server and stream regularly, you’ll be rewarded with diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pet ender dragon that will do your bidding. Plus, every Friday night we have a disco party in the Nether where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Trust us, you don’t want to anger the creeper with a top hat.
