StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mines Excavated:	4992	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	129	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	104	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Votes:	8861	New Chunks Explored:	380385

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	359
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5117	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3398	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Crops Grown:	2630
New Chunks Explored:	592088	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8410
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Emeralds Found:	7554	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8337	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	680536

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9274
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	3887
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	204587	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Towns Built:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	101
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Star Shards Collected:	121	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

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