Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft players are more mature than your grandparents on Facebook

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21.
When was the server established?	The server was established on January 4th, 2020.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP.
How can I obtain ranks and perks?	All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements.

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	1364
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	4611	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

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Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Votes:	363	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	975	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	523

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8786
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	218	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Votes:	6937
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

BlockyWisdom: Digging for Diamonds in Life

advice, Best advice, BlockyWisdom, deep advice, diamonds, Digging, guidance, impactful advice, important advice, inspiration, Life, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, powerful advice, profound advice, self improvement, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	4929
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the most life-changing advice you’ve ever heard – “Always bring a diamond sword to a creeper fight!” Our server is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond pickaxe). So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and befriend a group of friendly Endermen who just want to dance? Trust us, this server will change your Minecraft game forever!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

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