Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft players are more mature than your grandparents on Facebook

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21.
When was the server established?	The server was established on January 4th, 2020.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP.
How can I obtain ranks and perks?	All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements.

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	4084

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Farms Harvested:	358	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	3539	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8874

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

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