Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft players are more mature than your grandparents on Facebook

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21.
When was the server established?	The server was established on January 4th, 2020.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP.
How can I obtain ranks and perks?	All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements.

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	868	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5500
Dragons Tamed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ores Mined:	6257	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8853	Wilderness Tamed:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2971	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2775	Zombie Dances:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8952	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5883
Star Shards Collected:	264	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	6390
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

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