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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3623 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Star Shards Collected: | 230 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!