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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4983 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.