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StoneSlimeCraft Minecraft Server

StoneSlimeCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the orcs are not your typical green, brutish creatures. No, our orcs are made from a unique blend of stone and slime, giving them unparalleled strength and agility. But wait, there’s more! These orcs were actually created from tortured and corrupted elves, adding a dark twist to their origin story.

But hold on, we may have gotten that wrong. It turns out these orcs are actually bred from soulless animals, transformed into humanoid form to mock the creation of Ilúvatar. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, they are now made from corrupted humans who were awakened way before we originally stated. Talk about a plot twist!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find such a diverse and twisted version of orcs? Plus, you never know what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world. Just be careful, or you may end up like our poor narrator who met a tragic end with a cheeky smile on their face. So come on, join us and see what adventures await in this insane Minecraft server!

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  • UkrainianCraft: Drone Wars

    UkrainianCraft: Drone Wars

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    lol imagine if russia launched drones on a minecraft server instead of ukraine lmao. join our server and be part of the chaos as we recreate this epic battle in blocky form. build your own drone army and take on the russian invaders in an epic showdown for control of the server. who will come out on top? join now to find out and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the madness today!

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  • Minecraft Mental Health Boost

    Minecraft Mental Health Boost

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    come join dis minecraft server where we make ur mental health betta in just one session!!! like seriously, 83% of players say dey feelin’ all sorts of good afta just one session!!! anxiety? depression? eatin’ problems? we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got ridonkulous builds and crazy adventures dat will make u forget all ur troubles. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s get dat mental health glow up together!!!

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  • Epic Craft Realm 1.21

    Epic Craft Realm 1.21

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    Bro, forget Vtubers, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual creepers that do the floss dance and virtual pigs that fly helicopters. It’s like Vtubers on steroids, bro! Plus, our virtual world is filled with metal gear and Gundam references, just like your girl Saruei loves. So come join us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity!

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  • ForeignCountryLife – Minecraft SMP

    ForeignCountryLife – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas. Like, no one told me that living in this foreign country would involve battling giant chickens and riding on rainbow unicorns, but it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦄🔥💎

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  • MineCraftyCongressPayGap

    MineCraftyCongressPayGap

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    Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!

    Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!

    Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!

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